I’m not usually one for new year’s resolutions, but I feel as if the start of a new decade deserves a better me, so here it goes…
I will take better care of my feet because without them, there wouldn’t be any ridiculous dance parties in my living room and my neighbours wouldn’t have anything to watch.
I will allow my friends to cook for me as often as they want.
I will not feel bad for destroying my apartment during elaborate craft projects.
I will nap as much as possible.
I will not stamp my feet like a four year old when slow tourists get in my way.
I will embrace my inner sexy librarian.
I will flirt with many men, and actually mean it sometimes.
I will do everything in my power not to kill my fish.
I will stop leaving the salt shaker in random places around the apartment.
I will remember to phone my mother.
I will not let the pigeons win.