- the two old women watching the very attractive and very fit man washing windows without a shirt on.
- remembering that working out is hard and politely declining when invited to join a fitness boot camp in the park, unlike my friend who is going to regret saying yes for many, many days.
- cats who make you look foolish.
- eating sushi and watching weeds.
- picking out a bouquet of flowers that you know someone is going to love.