During a conversation about relationships:

‘Are there any deal-breakers for you?’

‘I could never date a smoker.’

‘What about if someone grew a mullet while you were dating?’

‘Well, I’ve never had to navigate something like that because I’ve never been with anyone long enough for them to grow a mullet.’

My gut is telling me that I would be out the door faster than you could say ‘business in the front and a party in the back.’