grace in small things. 1043 of 1095.

  1. “I can’t even be mad at you because you are so useless.”
  2. “the rhino is the second largest animal in the world.”
  3. “My dad wouldn’t even let the cat in the house, and now there is a hippo in here.”
  4. “It’s like an episode of the world’s dumbest criminals.”
  5. “you are the strangest man on the planet.”

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