1. an unexpected day off from babysitting.
2. flash mobs on the street below my apartment.
3. eating noodles with chopsticks.
4. making the Internet my bitch.
5. the exciting things that will be happening soon on the interwebs because I’m awesome.

1. going back to sleep.
2. shower acoustics.
3. flying monkeys.
4. cowardly lobsters.
5. the soup nazi.

1. getting rid of cumbersome household items.
2. colouring.
3. fun games for small children that are also excellent ab workouts.
4. hot stone massages.
5. getting the old gang back together.

1. red dog collars.
2. straightening pictures in public places.
3. wide open parks that are perfect for running around in.
4. blueberry pie.
5. surviving day two of being a babysitter.

1. babies that fall asleep in your arms.
2. unintelligeable chatter.
3. smiles from strangers.
4. rhyming books.
5. babysitting.

1. being able to say no.
2. fiendish grins on small children.
3. a theatre full of people wearing silly glasses.
4. not throwing up on the people in the overpriced grocery store.
5. cohabitating.

1. “jackie kennedy would not have camel toe.”
2. “you ran over the hibatchi!”
3. “it’s like clowns in the wild.”
4. “if you end up at the bottom of the cliff and dolly parton is still playing on the radio, you didn’t die.”
5. “bamboozled!”

1. old men on scooters blaring the radio.
2. insider secrets.
3. making new business connections.
4. late night takeout.
5. 400th blog posts.

1. fish that swim backwards.
2. policemen and their horses walking down the street.
3. prettily painted toes.
4. taking the time to pamper myself.
5. date nights.

1. getting some quality movie watching time in while awake for no apparent reason from 2am to 7am.
2. colour coding my entire life.
3. the apple remote app.
4. actually having a plan.
5. a new season of top model.