1. “jackie kennedy would not have camel toe.”
2. “you ran over the hibatchi!”
3. “it’s like clowns in the wild.”
4. “if you end up at the bottom of the cliff and dolly parton is still playing on the radio, you didn’t die.”
5. “bamboozled!”

1. old men on scooters blaring the radio.
2. insider secrets.
3. making new business connections.
4. late night takeout.
5. 400th blog posts.

1. fish that swim backwards.
2. policemen and their horses walking down the street.
3. prettily painted toes.
4. taking the time to pamper myself.
5. date nights.

1. getting some quality movie watching time in while awake for no apparent reason from 2am to 7am.
2. colour coding my entire life.
3. the apple remote app.
4. actually having a plan.
5. a new season of top model.

1. finding lost cell phones.
2. birthday dinners.
3. hot showers.
4. perfect eyebrows.
5. getting a ride home.