1. waking up to an absolutely beautiful day.
2. finding amazing gyoza at an otherwise mediocre sushi joint.
3. my brand new birthday iPhone with its kickass camera.
4. spending the night playing with technology.
5. making it to my 1,000th blog post!

1. my really awesome friends.
2. not looking like a drag queen after my makeover.
3. being a little bit drunk and very, very goofy.
4. the most thoughtful and hilarious birthday surprise ever.
5. my favourite birthday in a long time.

1. “I’m pretty sure this is for your own good.”
2. kung fu faces.
3. overly dramatic fight scenes.
4. bruce fucking lee.
5. watching Enter the Dragon for the first time.

1. putting faces to names.
2. the things Martha Stewart makes.
3. kids dressed as chickens.
4. paying people to hem my pants.
5. classic seinfeld episodes.

1. new toothbrushes from the dentist.
2. awesome dental benefits.
3. getting off work at a reasonable time.
4. kids clothes with owls on them.
5. funny dogs.