this man stopped his scooter on the sidewalk, and was immediately surrounded by a flock of pigeons.  i have decided that he holds the key to my pigeon problem – I will trap my balcony pigeons and give them to this man.  everyone wins.  he has new bird friends and I can have my sanity back.

fan favourite dragon fruit was taken out by pineapple in round three.  spectators claimed that it was one of the most violent, dirty fights they had ever seen.   dragon fruit was immediately rushed to the hospital after suffering massive injuries, but the doctors were not able to save him.    the coroner’s report  states “it appears that the victim’s insides have been melonballed.”  an inquiry has begun into allegations that pineapple is genetically modified, but neither pineapple or his coach were available for comment.

 pineapple vs. dragon fruit.  round one…

a night at the symphony.