1. beautiful women walking down the street with chessboards.
2. buying flowers from street vendors.
3. little girls in good moods.
4. introducing a grown man to the softest blanket on earth.
5. laying around naked after a hot bath.

1. an old man practising his parasol dance.
2. mysterious things that quack in the hallway.
3. the satisfying snap of green beans.
4. small children that like paul simon.
5. people who bring me pie in bed.

1. waking up and wanting to go to the gym and then actually doing it.
2. hearing other people play “marco polo.”
3. pharmacists that come find you in the store when your prescription is ready.
4. body lotion that smells so good I want to lick myself.
5. building a fort in the living room.

1. a breakfast time comedy of errors.
2. turning a pancake fiasco into a dessert success.
3. falling asleep during movies.
4. grocery store adventures.
5. rooftop hot tubs at night.

1. an unexpected day off from babysitting.
2. flash mobs on the street below my apartment.
3. eating noodles with chopsticks.
4. making the Internet my bitch.
5. the exciting things that will be happening soon on the interwebs because I’m awesome.

1. going back to sleep.
2. shower acoustics.
3. flying monkeys.
4. cowardly lobsters.
5. the soup nazi.

1. getting rid of cumbersome household items.
2. colouring.
3. fun games for small children that are also excellent ab workouts.
4. hot stone massages.
5. getting the old gang back together.

1. red dog collars.
2. straightening pictures in public places.
3. wide open parks that are perfect for running around in.
4. blueberry pie.
5. surviving day two of being a babysitter.

1. babies that fall asleep in your arms.
2. unintelligeable chatter.
3. smiles from strangers.
4. rhyming books.
5. babysitting.

1. being able to say no.
2. fiendish grins on small children.
3. a theatre full of people wearing silly glasses.
4. not throwing up on the people in the overpriced grocery store.
5. cohabitating.