- “I don’t have a cold, I have a minor inconvenience.”
- “it’s the subsidiary of Telus. You know the one. It’s cheap. Pluto! Yeah, that’s the one.”
- “we decided to have our own party with chinese food and vodka.”
- “that banana bread is for you.”
- “yes, but maybe she’s just a lazy whore. That happens, right? They can’t all have hearts of gold and good work ethics.”