grace in small things. 624 of 730.

  1. “I don’t have a cold, I have a minor inconvenience.”
  2. “it’s the subsidiary of Telus.  You know the one.  It’s cheap.  Pluto!  Yeah, that’s the one.”
  3. “we decided to have our own party with chinese food and vodka.”
  4. “that banana bread is for you.”
  5. “yes, but maybe she’s just a lazy whore. That happens, right? They can’t all have hearts of gold and good work ethics.”

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