- the cricket sound my computer has started making that reminds me of camping, even though it probably means that the computer is going to explode.
- Janice Dickenson.
- the two inches that my newly potted plant has grown in the last four days after being forced to live in a tiny plastic pot for eight months because I’m a plant abuser.
- the words “flopping” and “sprawling” in relation to couches.
- the acrobatic tricks Kit Fishto is doing, because he can sense that I’m having trouble coming up with a fifth thing for my list, and he wants to give me something to write about.