I just saw a man walking down the street with a cellphone velcroed to his head.    Seriously.  Two straps wrapped around his head, holding his phone.  And he was talking on it.  Which means that he constructed this contraption so that he could keep his hands free while on the phone.  Which means that at some point, he decided that buying a headset was more inconvenient than creating a velcro phone holder.

I don’t know what to do with this.